Tuesday, 5 April 2011

Hairy Should be the Head that Wears the Crown

The Royal Family in waiting will have all lost their hair before they inherit the Crown…

... even while ‘The Kate’ is in demand at several hair saloons around the world.

She may be the only member of the household with hair to let down at Royal balls!
While the men will need lots of aloe vera...… to deal with skin abrasions- heavy crown on bare scalp :D
(Read about scalp abrasions here: “Avoid wearing anything tight on your head.”)

Though the best hair, undoubtedly goes to Princess Di, sigh.


From here in India…

… congratulations Kate and William!

6 comments:

Liz Swann Varghese said...

I like your sense of humor, Mickey. They (my family) used to call me Princess Diana when I was a kid because of the way my hair was cut, and for other obvious reasons :P Plus she was adorable, and I guess she's the only one in the royal family I admired.

Sentiments apart, to know that she had amazing hair and that nobody in the royal family inherited her strong rooted hair genetics :O sad isn't it? Its like she didn't leave any physical trace within her own family once she left the world. (And I guess from that minute detail, one can argue that maybe she never belonged there in the first place.) Although, one can argue that Prince William is the closet you can get, physically speaking :/ I don't know if I'm taking too far with language and symbolism, but if Princess Di's story was fiction, I would compare her recessive physical traits that didn't get through the biological (genetics) fight, to social status - the fact that it is overwhelmingly difficult for once social status (the middle/lower class) or an individual from it, to fit into another completely different level of lifestyle [the upper class life(?)].

Btw don't take me too seriously here, I'm just ranting, although I do think there are some valid points to think about.

clueless said...

Hello there, Mickey, just stumbled upon your blog and looks I'm going to stay a while here.
Keep the posts coming.
Cheers.

clueless said...

Hello there, Mickey, just stumbled upon your blog and looks I'm going to stay a while here.
Keep the posts coming.
Cheers.

kicking.and.screaming said...

@Liz
strong rooted hair lol, I shouldve used that one in my blog.
I detect more wordplay in your post than you may have intended. Or do we read each other this well :)

@clueless
Ofc, Im always delighted! Im like an old lady who lives alone, and is always peeping through the curtain.. So now that you're here, freakout!

Bamboosong said...

oh this was the funniest! and most imaginative response to the royal wedding hype n hoopla!

kicking.and.screaming said...

Haha thanks, I had fun making this one!